I think the decorating bug just bit me...or bed bugs...oh wait, it JAWS!

With the decorating bug taking chunks out of my body nibbling softly to get my attention, I decided it would be a good idea to start off massive small with the re-decorating process.

{I also needed to go to the store and purchase neon band aids for the wounds given by that darn decorating bug}

I ventured out on a bi-polar lovely "Boise weather" day

 in search of things that are pretty (and on sale) and that needed could be placed in our home to add a little change here and there.

So, there I was.

Searching.

Wandering.

Meandering.

Finding things that matched everyone else's home but my own.

And then, in the distance, I could see something...

There was hope! A glimmer of white and grey and plum inspiration!

Sheets!

Lovely, pretty, make-me-want-to-take-a-nap-instantly,  on sale sheets!

I raced home to get there before Chris so I could "wow" him with my thrifty-yet-matching-our-room-decor, find!

I put them on the bed and taaa-daaa!

I had done it!

{applause}

With the help of a new curtain

and our new white and grey and plum sheets,

our nest had been re-born!

Glorious!

{it's a little weird to talk about a bedroom and a nest and things that are born and...uhhh,

don't worry, no babies yet...akkkwaaaarrrdddd}

And then it was night time.

Time for us to curl up in our spiced-up room in our matchy-so-nicely, on sale sheets.

{insert Jaws music}

I wiggled in to bed and nuzzled myself into my pillow, excitedly covering myself with the new sheets.

{du-dun-du-dun}

And then it hit me, like an open door to a passing bicyclist...

{I still have nightmares}

For some reason, some idiot smart guy decided to make sheets out of

awful

{shiver}

swishy

{cringe}

microfiber polyester?

{dun-dun-duuuuunnnnn}

And they were on our bed!!!

I was blinded by the Sale sign and the matchy-white and grey and plum print of the fabric, I tell ya!!!

Blinded!

{and then robbed}

And so the decorating search continues.

fail.