Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Whyyyy-I-Ottaaaaa....

It all started one chilly January day while I was at my Hair Salon
{sounds like it would be a pretty good day, right? I mean, I was at the hair salon...that's always a good day!}

Feeling "back to myself" with the color properly put back in my otherwise boring natural hair color, I walked across the street to get in my car, Lilly.

And there, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a little flash of pink under my windshield wiper!
{dun dun duuunnn}
A Ticket?!!!
Dear Parking Meter Fairy: You're fired. Love Charity.
Oh wait, it was a note. I friendly little pink-post-it-note.
{how cute. i like pink.}
Dear Parking Meter Fairy: I'm sorry I fired you. You can have your job back. Love Charity.

What was on the note wasn't so cute.

The note kindly stated that they saw someone hit my car and pull away!
{the nerve!}
It also stated the license plate number and a description of the vehicle.
{gotcha!}

Thank You, wonderful-witness-note-writer!
{Maybe you could be hired along side the Parking Meter Fairy since she has her job back...I'm sure you could have a wand and everything! I'll put in a good word.}

Poor Lilly.

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